Haven't spoken to my dad in a while... #dadwhereyouat
So Valentine's Day is coming up and I lowkey hope Hamlet asks me to be his #valentine
Where the heck is dad? I've searched every single inch of this freakin' castle...
Needing some of Laertes's advice #rn
Where is my dad? Im really getting worried?
Why is everyone tweeting about my dad dying!!! I'm so confused!!!
Where is my brother when I most need him. That's right. Nowhere to be found
Chillin at my favorite beach in France!!
My true love just murdered my beloved father. I will never forgive him for this treachery
'Tis a sad day, Ophelia. Don't worry, my little sister. I'll be coming home tomorrow.
If you think you're having a bad day just remember that it can get worse... Your boyfriend could kill your dad
Ophelia, I may be dead. But my wisdom and vast knowledge of everything will always be with you!!
Sad to hear about my father's death, even harder being this far away... hope Ophelia is doing okay
People are saying I'm crazy. I am just trying to get some answers and figure this ish out.
I'm not crazy. Man just broke my heart and ran away
I'm not crazy, I swear. I'm just grieving. A lot.
Ophelia is trying to out-crazy me #NobodyBeatsHammy.
Hamlet leaving for England an my dad's death was a lot for me to handle #betteroffinheaven
Ophelia, my bro died recently, but u don't see me making a fool of myself in front of everyone.
I'M NOT CRAZY
#Ophelia is nuts now too
This is what happens when the people closest to you die and you have no one to help you cope!
I got flowers for all of you darlings with hidden messages... Figure them out.
Thanks Ophelia for the beautiful imaginary fennel and columbines #blessed #adultery
And now again, sent to keep a watchful eye over Ophelia. She won't stop singing and talking about flowers Why me?!? #ugh #fishesbecray
So Happy that my brother is back home Laertes. Maybe things will be better now.
Revenge! Revenge on who killed my father!
Thank you God for blessing me with a son like Laertes, who knows how to avenge his father
Laertes straight outta France looking for a fight.
Don't you question a son's love, King Claudius!!!
I want nothing more than to help you, Laertes.
Dang I was so close I thought Laertes was gonna slayyyyyy Claudius but instead these two fools plottin. #extracompanyinhell
My sister has officially gone insane.
I know you talking about me behind my back #notcool
Ayyyyy bro, Laertes. Ima go for a quick swim txt ya when I'm on my way home.
Goodbye, cruel reality. Water is all I need now. Better way of coping with grief than anyone or anything else.
My daughter would never commit suicide!! My wise teachings would never allow that to happen
Singing in the river #drowning
I am a mermaid of heaven.
Was I pregnant or was i not... the world may never know
RIP to me i'm an angel now #upgraded
It's good to see my daughter again we have a lot to catch up on!! Can't wait to blabber on with my wise advices!!
Only good part about being dead is that I can see everything now #watchout
You know it, sweetie! For real though, men can be pretty messed up #staysingle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #misery #allalone
She forgot her life preserver, the water was blue, the sun was out, it was 96 degrees, her hair was in a pony tail, & her dress was green
So sad to see Ophelia go, I was hoping she would be my daughter-in-law.
Ophelia, we can have a family reunion as soon as Laertes joins us up here.
Oh my how picking flowers can go horribly wrong...
I guess I should have taken Ophelia to those swimming classes all her friends used to go when they were little. #Oops
She was a wonderful girl... But not a match for my Hamlet.
It'd be a shame if Hamlet tragically died and no one were to ever see of him again .
How should Laertes kill Hamlet?
I fixed up a "special" drink for Hamlet
I'm afraid we have lost Hamlet, King Claudius... We are still on our way to England though. This should be fun.
Ohhhhhh switching the letters my boy Hamlet Jnr always sharp. Rosencrantz and Guildstern my not have brains but now they won't have heads.
Just got owned.
"Why did Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have to die??"#unfair #goodguys #everyonespiessometimes #RIPme #gravelyfe
These two fools got roasted. Guildstern n' Rosencratz think they some kinda sleuths but really they just fools like the man who hired em'.
#RIP Rosenscrantz and Guildenstern. I am sure that King Claudius will always miss you.
At least I have my bud Guildenstern here with me in the afterlife #brosforlife #anddeath
You know, a pirate's life isn't so bad. It might just be the thing for me #PiratesLifeForMe
Still in the ship. Still bored. Still sad. But now, even more revengeful.#inspired #thanksforit
Prisoner of a pirate ship - Hi ho, hi ho, it's back to Denmark I go! #whatevenisEngland #didyamissme?
I just went to war and came back a winner I'm too cool. This was easy. I always win
#Hamlet retold in students' funny tweets #elsinoreprobs